April 13, 2012: Obama signed into law a controversial bill today, declaring that skateboarding is indeed a crime. ”Well I’m just so sick of those punks,” President Obama said, “they’re always causing ruckus and honestly, I think they’re the reason the economy is the way it is.” Many individuals, from both parties spoke out against this bill. “The kids are just trying to have some fun with their skateboardin’,” said Rep. Ron Paul. Obama however, seems unmoved by any and all objections to the new bill. “It’s just rude sometimes,” said Obama. “Skateboarders are public menaces with their punk rock music playing loudly and blatant disregard for laws. It’s time someone brought an end to this.”
FUCK EVERYTHING! Seriously, go eat a dick. This pissed me of so much, you have no fucking idea.
^You are stupid. This is fake & actually lolz-tastic.